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Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.