Have jokes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.