Have jokes
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.