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What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.