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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
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Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Like if you have balls.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"