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Delivery

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Girl

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Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

Penis

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Protest

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Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Wife

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So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Orphan

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Crash

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I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Orphan

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Peanut Butter

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Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"