Hardware jokes
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Community talk
MAL I GOT A COMPUTER
@heroin monkey, I got MR on my laptop then found out the graphic card isn't big enough so I'll get it in my Xbox at some point over thr weekend
I think my laptop is gonna break......for the second time..... a piece just cracked off.....😰