Hardware jokes

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts 'n bolts!

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

2 people bought plants.

3 people bought shovels.

1 person yelled.

3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?

The motherboard was nowhere to be found.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!