Hardware jokes
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.