How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the v..... and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He f...s her hard again and his dick slicks up her v...... The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his p.... she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at f...ing at your sister.”

Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…

Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I’ll f... ya mum rock hard

What’s thick, long, hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

hi i… sorr y my cat t f my cat touched my computtter i dont know where how to deleete. the joe is the joke is that f if you if jj sorry its har d to type the joke is that if y if you

if you i taking a cap if you if if you take a cap off a bottle is it decaptai decapit j decapti decapitation soryr guys sorry guys its g h its a aha h h a ah ah a hard word to spell

Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

What’s black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!

I think if the center of the earth froze, it’d be pretty hard core.

my dick is hard as a rock anyone wanna f...

my dick hard

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)

He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them!

The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao

Q/How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall A/depends how hard you throw them

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!