When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
what type of tea is hard to swallow?
reality.
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
