Hang

Hang Jokes

Friend

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

Suicide

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

Fight

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

Tree

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Rope

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Melania Trump

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Death

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Emo

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.