Hang jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.