Hang jokes

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging.

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.