Hang

Hang jokes

Sister

  • My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

    In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

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  • Noose

  • Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

    Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

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  • Morgue

  • Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

    Doctor: The morgue.

    Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

    Doctor: And we're not there yet!

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  • Job

  • Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

    Child

  • How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

    Depends on who's hanging.

    Bf

  • If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

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