Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Hairline Jokes
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It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
