Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
it would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
coooper
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
Bob the biler
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
You’re hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut
Bro you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
