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Oxygen

53 views · The german guy · 2 years ago

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

Machine

21 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Man

23 views · Ohio-Chan · 3 years ago

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

Sense Of Humor

37 views · Willy b · 5 months ago

A white Smart car is seen from behind, driving on a highway, seemingly behind a larger RV. A handwritten sign is taped to its bumper, which reads: 'BE PATIENT. I'M PUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN!' Above the car, meme text states: 'WHEN YOU'RE SLOW BUT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT.' The image also has a CocoFun watermark at the bottom.

Child

71 views · Willy b · 4 months ago

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Sandwich

38 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

Obesity

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Coma

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Plant

50 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Dentist

3 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Russia

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A social media post featuring a tweet from 'Globe Eye News' account, displaying a verified badge and the handle '@GlobeEyeNews'. The tweet announces 'BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.' Below the text are two side-by-side images: on the left, a portrait of Vladimir Putin; on the right, a gloved hand holding a small vial labeled 'CANCER VACCINE'. Above the tweet, additional text reads 'The World is Healing 🙏 #Free #vaccine'.

Surgery

24 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.