Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
