HA jokes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Memes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.