HA jokes

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?

A: Because he has a nice ring to it.

Your mum has balls.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?

On the outer side. 😂😂

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.