HA jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Memes
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Your mum has balls.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.