Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Guys Jokes
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
