Guys jokes
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
get this one guys
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.