Guys jokes
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!