Guys jokes
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Memes
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"