Guys jokes
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!