If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096? The Spy Guy!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
Guys look at the comments omg
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
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guys depression can not be turned into a jock
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
