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Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Memes
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!