GUI jokes
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Memes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Guys, add me in Discord.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?