Grief jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
So True
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
My dog died. I'm so sad.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢