Grief jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
So True
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."