My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
