Grief jokes
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.