What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Grief Jokes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
