Grating

Grating Jokes

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Carrot

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

Cheese

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Friend

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Banana Peel

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Cheese

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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