Grating jokes

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

What do gingers miss most at a grate party?

The invitation.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.