Grand jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I am the grand wizard, mak.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Ariana Grande
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”