A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
Ariana Grande
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, âWhere is the biggest river in the world?â âUnder my bench,â he replies.
French: Toto est Ă lâĂ©cole et demande sâil peut aller au salle de bain. La maĂźtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande Ă Toto, âOĂč est le plus grand riviere du monde ?â âSous mon banc,â il rĂ©pond.
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
An orphan canât ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he canât get a wanted level.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
I like looking at bdsm arian grande :)
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
Your mom as so fat she fell down the grand canton and got stuck
Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
