Grand jokes
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
also acceptable when I saw your face
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Ariana Grande
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.