Grand jokes
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.