Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
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Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
