Good Jokes

What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.

"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could COUNT his BARS

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS

I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer

Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "

Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS