My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
There are "nun" good jokes.
What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night walk walk and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools
Y is it good to be an orphan? Because every bag of chips is family sized
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms
A: one is a good year, one is a great year
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
Guys say “A wrecked isle dysfunction” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
