Good Will jokes

OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Do you have frog's legs?"

"Why, yes."

"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?

I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."