Gold jokes
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"