Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
All doggie go to heaven -or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight... Why,because there's not a single cat in sight.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
my puns are Ausome, pure Gold
What’s red gold and blank in los Vegas.
Tupac
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
What's the difference between a boy and gold? More people want gold.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
