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What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?

A witch laughing it's head off.

Kid.says to genie I want to be like batman Kid goes home both of them are dead

Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there

(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)

What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them

your hairlines so bent it goes west,east,north and south

So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back

how does a train eat?

it goes chew chew

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.

so an emo shot themselves and so the detective decides to ask why. but it just goes in 1 ear and out the other.

Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter

What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day

Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

What goes down but not up.

An emo

African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found