READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
when you see someone you say? go suck bananas
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
