Girls jokes

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

I am a fat girl.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

Boy: *scares girl*

Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

Girl: What work?

Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.