Girl jokes
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. đ
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
What do girls have that boys donât have? Bobbies.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, âI canât believe they got together after all that shit.â The girl says, âWho?â The boy goes, âMy ass cheeks.â
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesnât even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, Iâve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.
"Sâtruth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "Youâre stuck fast girl. Iâll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we canât do it!" Cobber said, "So letâs try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "Whatâs that?"
"Iâll go home and get me hammer and chisel and weâll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While youâre doing that, Iâll stay here and play with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."
Sumona.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Stephanie
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.