Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
