Ghost jokes
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!