Ghost jokes

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!