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A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
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What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.