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If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.