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Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.