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What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
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How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
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What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?