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Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"