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What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Real 😔
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?