what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
