Germany jokes
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*