Germany jokes
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hitler.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
My dad killed Hitler.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.