Germany Jokes

Hitler

Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.

What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

hitler only wanted peace

a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey

hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler

Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

My dad killed hitler

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar

3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".

Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.

What was one cool thing about hitler

he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

The Nazis.

So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"