Germany jokes
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hitler.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
My dad killed Hitler.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."