Germany

Germany Jokes

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you