Germany jokes
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
My dad killed Hitler.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!