Germany jokes

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Hitler.

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!

With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.

My dad killed Hitler.

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.