"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Germany Jokes
Germany is the best!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Germany is...
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
