Germany jokes

What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

My dad killed Hitler.

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.

Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?

Must be lots of drunks there.

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

Hitler.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.