Germany jokes
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 馃槣
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Germany is the best!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because G枚ring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Germany is...
What鈥檚 the world鈥檚 most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait鈥攖hat's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Community talk
I say hello from Germany. In SW (as it's called in Germany) I'm Hellbird.
Does anyone want to talk to the ruler of Germany in the 1930s-1940s?
ok what the fuck is going on people coming from fucking bp and now a Germany site holy shit?