Germany jokes
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Germany is the best!
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Memes
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Germany is...
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
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I say hello from Germany. In SW (as it's called in Germany) I'm Hellbird.
Does anyone want to talk to the ruler of Germany in the 1930s-1940s?
ok what the fuck is going on people coming from fucking bp and now a Germany site holy shit?