Germany jokes

Hitler

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Country

2 years ago

Germany is the best!

Approximation

5 years ago

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

Memes

War

6 months ago

The image shows a meme with the text "Germany: We are loosing the war!" above an image of Bugs Bunny in front of a blurred-out Italian flag. Bugs Bunny is wearing a hat and mustache. He has an Italian hand gesture on each side of him. Text at the bottom reads "You are."

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Hitler

3 years ago

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

Country

2 years ago

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Germ

6 years ago

All germs are from GERMany.

War

5 years ago

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

R. Kelly

3 years ago

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Country

5 years ago

Germany is...

Country

6 years ago

What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany.

War

5 years ago

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

War

4 years ago

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

Memes

Water

1 year ago

Is water wet?

A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."

Key

1 year ago

The image contains four pictures. The first one is a set of keys, the second one a brown wallet, the third one a cell phone, and the fourth one a map of Poland. Above these four pictures, there is a text "Things that disappear at regular intervals". Below the map are the words "Lithuania, Baltic Sea, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Warsaw, Ukraine, Germany, Katowice, Czech Republic, Slovakia.".

Sibling

5 months ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Communism

1 year ago

A person puts their hand on their face in a gesture of disbelief or frustration. Above them is a list of countries associated with communism, and a statement saying "When someone on reddit tells you communism is great but that... just did it wrong".

Meme

1 year ago

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

Day

1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a stick figure with a German flag for a head. In the first panel, the figure is running with arms raised and says "MY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!". In the second panel, the figure is sitting under a tree and says, "I SHOULD BASK IN THE SUN AND LET MY MIND WANDER". In the third panel, the figure is lying down with arms folded. The final panel shows the figure sitting up with arms folded, saying "I HAVE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS".

Exercise

1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

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