Germany jokes

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming!

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.

What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?

Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.

Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.

What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

Hitler.

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

My dad killed Hitler.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!