If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Germany is...
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Hitler.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
