Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Germany Jokes
All germs are from GERMany.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
