All germs are from GERMany.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
