Germany jokes
Germany is the best!
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
The Nazis.
My dad killed Hitler.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."