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The image shows the text "You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy." There is a drawing of an atom below the text.

Ness Plays

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

Toast ツ

An optical illusion with a grid of green and light green squares with pink dots at the corners that appear to move due to the design.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Adolf Nigler

Mikhail Obamiovskovich

A stylish, dark-skinned woman with dark, wavy hair is standing in a snowy square. She's wearing a grey coat, a grey scarf, and black gloves. In the background, there are buildings, including the colorful domes of Saint Basil's Cathedral. A small Russian flag is floating at the top of the image.

Anonymous

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Little John

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.