Gender Identity jokes

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore."

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.