What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guys asshole?
He said “Fuck this shit!”
gay guy? poo poo packed lol
How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven??
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how's that?
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
