How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven??
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
