Gay Guy

Gay Guy Jokes

Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken

What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

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A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can't!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂

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Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay

Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?

Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice

Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?

Guy 2: that i just know you're gay

LoL xD

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Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay ?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler

Guy 1: yeah me too i don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series

Guy 2: omg what did i just say i wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: like i do care :$

Guy 3: but i do care :<

Guy 1: fu*k you

Guy 3: do it

Guy 2: but you do care about me

Guy 3: no

Guy 2: fu*k you

Guy 3: do it

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

"Nun" kills the two guys .

🤔

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three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do

they flip the stool over

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"