If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
i farted
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
