Gas jokes
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.