Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Gas Jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
