Gta5 jokes

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted.

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.