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Game Jokes

Ukraine

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Barber

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Priest

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Goth

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Orphan

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.