Game Character jokes

What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/